so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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