Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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