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Players: 91/200 Votes: 1834
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us at our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our dance parties! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken who rules over the server with an iron beak!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3608
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 146 Dimension Hops: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7160
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Runes Activated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4358
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6689
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5796
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1673
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3914
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3303
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Emeralds Found: 3106
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4031
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4431
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Ores Mined: 523
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 107
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6380
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7181
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Treasure Maps Found: 7

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5957
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 New Chunks Explored: 843586
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5065
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Farms Harvested: 688 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1382
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8287
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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