Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 156 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Ores Mined: 1492
    Crops Grown: 8528 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Crops Grown: 1440 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Emeralds Found: 3459 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 94665 Potions Brewed: 197
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 New Chunks Explored: 921768
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3171 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 385 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Ores Mined: 9011
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ores Mined: 5831

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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