Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Void Armor Forged: 12 Divine Spears Created: 30
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Ores Mined: 7375 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 406 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Villages Defended: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 890996
    Dimension Hops: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 56
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8834 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Items Found: 3589
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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