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Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Farms Harvested:	398	Animals Bred:	52
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

PixelPals 1.20.3

1.20.3, best friends, Bonding, Buddies, camaraderie, chumbuds, close friends, Companionship, confidants, Connection, friendship, inseparable, kindred spirits, loyalty, PALS, PixelPals, relationships, social circle, solidarity, support system, Trust, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

FoodFight Minecraft Server

#CulturalDifferences, #relationshipissues, culturalfoods, disorderedeating, foodanxiety, foodboundaries, foodchoices, foodcomfort, foodculture, fooddislikes, FoodFight, foodpreferences, foodtextures, Minecraft, partnerpressure, pickyeater, Server, tryingnewfoods

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of being pressured to try new foods that make you gag and throw up? Do you want to enjoy a wide variety of cuisines without the anxiety of being forced to eat things you don’t like? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be eating is virtual food!

We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!

BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	91
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	3337	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	5005	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5394
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Void Gems Collected:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

EuroTroopzCraft

American troops, defense secretary, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, EuroTroopzCraft, foreign policy, global presence, Hegseth, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military commitments, Military operations, military presence, military strategy, nato, SECURITY, Troop withdrawal, US defense chief, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

Minecraft, ordinary, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	27

The description of the server server “An ordinary survival server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

EazySurvival.aternos.me:49542

Players:	98/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10