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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6482 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!
On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?