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BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	3654	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Void Gems Collected:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	120	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	10313	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9508	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1834
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1