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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5209 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!