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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 167 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!