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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3141 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!