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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7977 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!