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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1771 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 3684 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!