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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9703 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1340 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!