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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 620 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!