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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6709 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!