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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4975 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8472 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!