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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5388 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!