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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 635 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!