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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2383 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 937 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!