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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9520 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!