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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3431 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!