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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1824 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!