Anarchy with many mechanics and /free! come in, you won’t regret it! There was a wipe recently!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4436 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1327 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9673 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
