| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 243 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
dandev.online
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7283 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1835 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2404 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7946 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5994 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6031 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7176 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2683 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6805 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5094 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3887 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 84 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8507 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
