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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6189 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?