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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6569 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?