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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3808 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3301 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?