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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2321 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?