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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8130 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?