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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 691 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?