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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6441 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?