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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7970 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 207468 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?