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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 3016 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
New Chunks Explored: | 998295 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?