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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6032 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?