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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9052 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?