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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8770 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?