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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9420 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2761 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?