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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9254 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?