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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?