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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9436 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?