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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1875 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3136 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?