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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4080 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?