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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 184 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
