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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6140 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
