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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
