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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8465 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4539 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!