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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6453 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9564 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!