come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Farms Harvested: 376 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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