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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8933 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!